Transcript of an actual conversation I had with a hot chick yesterday.
She: Hows it going?
Me: Not bad. What have you been up to?
She: Nothing much, really. Guess what?
Me: You're pregnant?
Me: Oh. Well I've been telling people you're pregnant.
She: I can't be pregnant. I have one of those...IDU's....IUD's...whatever they're called.
Me: Oh, you mean an IED?
Me: Yeah. Inter e-u-t-e-r-i-n-e device
She: That's it. I have one of those.
Me: They're not foolproof. You could still get pregnant.