Monday, May 24, 2010

Meanwhile in Siberia

Was Al Gore in town?

FWIW, local temperatures yesterday were in the mid-60s. Mid-70's a few days ago.

This is why I wont mow the lawn today.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Massive turnout at todays Coffee Party in SLC. You should have seen it!

Photo courtesy of KSL.

The atmosphere was absolutely electric.

Incidentally, this was the second Coffee Party story in the past 11 days on KSL.   This thing is really taking off.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

To honor the memory of Ronnie James Dio

I'm going to drop my windows, open the sun roof and blast Holy Diver at at 75% volume on my way home for work tonight. 

Maybe Stargazer too, depending on traffic.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Epic Fartcan

Greatest Kia mod ever.

At least I think it was a Kia.  I'm not sure because I could not take my eyes off that tail pipe.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

I think President Obama hit this one right out of the ball park

Elena Kagan is everything you want in a supreme court justice.  She's a woman,  she's super progressive, she's real smart and her selection proves that President Obama cares about the transgendered set.

Elena Kagan: the peoples supreme court justice.

Sunday, May 9, 2010


Do you think Sandra Bullock's perky, upturned nose will droop and sag as she gets older?

I'd take this as a strong indication of a cyber attack on Wall Street

I'd say it was either the Chinese or the Mexicans
WASHINGTON -- The White House's homeland security and counterterrorism adviser says there is no evidence that a cyber attack was behind the chaos that shook Wall Street last Thursday.

No resident of Cody, Wyoming will ever admit this...

There is strong evidence that Buffalo Bill Cody soiled his pants during his first encounter with Porter Rockwell.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

As expected, C. Montgomery Burns will not be reelected to the senate...

Nor will Senator Bob Bennett (pictured below)

This sets the stage for interesting electoral battle between Tim Bridgewater, who hates Mexicans, and Mike Lee who calls me every Monday between 1pm and 3pm to personally ask for my support.

Incidentally, I once tried suggesting to Mike Lee that he invest some of his campaign cash in one of those robo-call machines to save himself some time and energy, but he wouldn't shut up long enough to listen.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Non Man Caused Disasters

What a bad month for Tennessee.  First all that oil washing up on their shores and now the flooding.

Good thing I dont live there these days.

UPDATE (5/8/2010):  Now they're saying that a methane bubble caused that explosion that even now has oil washing up on the shores of Nashville.